Michael (8) may have found the way to save Wall Street. He lost another tooth today and will get a visit from the Tooth Fairy (traps notwithstanding). In the morning, he'll find $5 under his pillow (more than I've made on my 401K the past few weeks.) If all of the guys on Wall Street knock out their teeth and put them under their pillows, they may be able to recoup some of their losses. They could probably make even more money if they let the investors whom they failed knock out their teeth.