We went through the mountains this weekend to Leavenworth for a little outing with Michelle's team. As we approached Stevens Pass, Michael (5) started listing all the ways we could die.

After he enumerated things like driving off the road or getting attacked by bears, he said "If we get stuck in an avalanche, we eat Andrew (8) first."

Where does he get this stuff? I'm going to have to start sleeping with my eyes open.