Michael (4) has something of an imagination, but it comes out in weird ways. Last night, he told us a story he made up. Apparently, cows drink Coke because humans take all the milk. The Coke makes them a little crazy, so the daddy cow kills the mommy cow and the big brother cow (the parallels were a little troublesome to Michelle and Andrew) by punching them in the spine. Then, the daddy cow and the little brother cow kill the pigs. And then they kill the other animals including the fox (not sure why it was important to call out the fox, but it was.)

We'll be cutting back on Coke consumption around the Chor household right away.