We had dinner this evening at the Seattle Yacht Club with our good friends Connie and Mike (two unrelated friends who were both in town). While we were catching up, Michael (4) sauntered over to a table of pre-teen girls, struck a pose, and informed them, "I'm devastating and dangerous." He then just stared into each of their eyes.

It apparently worked. They fawned over him for a while. I think if I tried that I'd get laughed out of the restaurant.