"Pacifists, when the Minnesota Twins handed out G.I. Joe action figures for Armed Forces Appreciation Day. Because the Metrodome has a policy against guns, the 4-inch toys were disarmed before distribution, though they were allowed to keep their hand grenades."

Ah, the wise gun controllers score another common sense victory, keeping us all just a bit safer.

(This excerpt is from The Week Magazine, one of my favorite magazines.)