I have to give credit to Michelle for this one.

Michelle and Michael were sitting near the front of the plane on the way back from Hawaii as the passengers filed onto the plane.

Just then, everyone's nightmare -- a toddler comes aboard screaming and sobbing. His mother is carrying the car seat and a million bags and simply cannot console this baby.

As they pass, Michael mutters (pretty loudly apparently), "Stupid crying baby."

Mr. Sensitive.